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When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.
Bro, I totally booty jeffed Sydney last night. It smelled like shut.
One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.
Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.
booty lice grows on the hairs near your ass hole. they smell really good, and are good to snack on when you forget to eat breakfast. it can get itchy sometimes, but that is good because it normally means that more are growing which means free snacks!
"tortillito has booty lice and he passes it to all of his homies. it's fun to eat at lunch." - pp
when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.
guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.
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A booty so huge it has it's own gravitational pull
Damn gurl, yo booty so big it pull me in, you got dat Jupiter booty!
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Not a national, but a Norristown holiday, in which many kids go home with their significant other after an early dismissil day of school and hopefully, get lucky.
"Shirley, what are your plans for next Booty Tuesday?"
"I think I may get some lunch with my Calculus study group. How about you?"
"Sweet stuff. Nancy and I are heading back to my house and...You know ;"
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"In recent years, there has been a positive correlation between early dismissil/'Booty Tuesday' activities and teen preganacies within the school district."
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