get bored

To get turnt up and have fun.

Let's get bored mutha fucka.

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Bore off

A mash of FK off and bore someone else.

Husband ' I did not cheat on you when I went to bed with fatty . we're just friends'

Wife ' Lying twat . I've heard it all before. Bore off'

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I'm bored

"I'm horny" or "I want to have sex"

If you want to let someone know you want to have sex with them, but don't want to be too direct, you say "I'm bored" and the other person will know you want to spice up your free time.

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ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

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Bored to death

When your level of boredom has reach such extremes that you have reached a death like state in which you think and do nothing.

His friend : *is talking about nothing*
Guy : .........
His friend: lol is you dead...yo... dude! Oh my god! BRUH say something
Guy: oh my bad, I was momentarily bored to death what were you saying?

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bore it off

bore it off is the term used by huddersfield lads when they really really dont like someone or something

"are you going out?"
nah mayte bore it off"

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Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

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