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A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.
silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.
look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast
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The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...
Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.
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It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!
Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?
Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.
Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?
Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
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One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.
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1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).
2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).
Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.
Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!
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a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards
That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong