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The late Chicago journalist and author Mike Royko (BOSS) said that loving Chicago was like loving a beautiful woman with a broken nose: once you're used to her, other merely beautiful women don't quite look right.
Some of the "broken noses" of Chicago:
1. North Side pro baseball team, the Cubs, who perpetuate an execrable win/losss record but are nonetheless idolized as the "cubbies";
2. Weather: coldest major American city other than Minneapolis, snowiest outside Buffalo, steamiest summers outside the Mississippi River Valley or Deep South. Winter days are so short that evening rush occurs in the dark. Even on the best spring days, "San Francisco sweater weather" is practically nonexistent.
3. Political corruption, which is awesome due to its extent, its reach, its resourcesfulness and the apathy with which it is greated by most Chicagoans.
more pleasant phenomena of Chicago that still have a slight eccentric or "broken nose" quality:
1. Italian beef, which is roast been marinated in gravy, garlic and giardinera, served on Italian-crust sandwich bread, and almost unobtainable outside Chicago.
2. the conviction (and it still actually works) that if you place old dinette chairs in the spot from which you just extricated your hitherto snowbound car, that spot will be waiting for you when you get back.
3. Refusal to call the 'Willis Tower' anything other than its original name, the 'Sears Tower.'
"Is this a great city or what"?
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Person at work who cannot be fired and does't work.
If broken arrow doesn't get a move on I'm going to knock him out I'm sick of doing his job and mine.
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A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.
Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.
I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
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When someone is feeling too lazy to do something.
1. "I can't be bothered to walk down these stairs, i'll just fall and be broken at the bottom."
2. "Man, I'm feeling too broken at the bottom to go out tonight."
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Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.
2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.
3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.
4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
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A person in 8th grade that has blonde hair and is sad
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When you feel the urge to poop. walk all the way down the hallway to the restroom. prop your sweet little cheeks on the seat, and nothing happens.
I thought I had to poop, but when I tried I was broken hearted.
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