Bum scoop

A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.

Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"

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Bum bandit

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.

‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’

Angry Bum

A severe bout of diorreah caused by excessive drinking combined with spicy food. Hurts when it comes out and pebble dashes your toilet as if your bowels are getting revenge for putting all that crap into your system.

Man, I had severe angry bum this morning after last night.

Bum elitist

A person that is prejudice towards people with wealth and status.

My sister hates people of wealth and power and venerates the plight of the poor. She is a bum elitist.

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Bum cup

The capture of anal gas in the hand with the aim to transfer the vapour directly over an unsuspecting victims nose and mouth

Scott received a dirty Bum cup from Daniel, then he vomited.

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bum face

bum face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face

3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.

"Oh my god, you are such a bum face".

"Good golly, you're talking so much poo right now, one might call you a bum face"

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bum wine

MD 20/20. So termed by a weird, burly Canadian. The best, tastiest and drunkening wine that your $3 can buy.

"Man, let's go get some damn bum wine cause it's cheap and it'll get you drunk."

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