first monkey

An African-American's wife;ex.: Michelle Obama (See obsquecious)

I heard that the first monkey, Michelle Obama, infecting the White House staff with AIDS.

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first word

The person in a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship who lets out the first sentence before the break up of a relationship.

I spent the whole night with Ashley but as I walked downstairs with her to my car so she can say good bye, I said the first word,

and we began to cry together and realized that we might see each other less in the future.

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First T

First time.

Originally used for referring to skateboarding, as in landing tricks first t.

Something to be called out before you do an act in which you believe you can land/do first t.

Also can be referred to sex, partying, fighting or can be used in a sentence just to boost up an event, or to show that you are a pro at whatever you are talking about. (Because you know that you will land it/do it first t)

If someone fails to do such an act where they had called it before hand to be a first t, then everyone around must stop and stare very seriously and say that it was not first t. The failure must also accept and admit that it was not first t.

Most people add on "all day" after saying first t, as this will boost the first t statement meaning that they will not only land/do said action first t, but they will land it/do it first t all day, if one were to do said action all day.

Sabz: Bro you skating after school?
Glover: Downskis bro rockin fakie heels son first t all day!
Sabz: lmao yes glover first t all day you knowwwwwwwww!

Sabz: How pumped are you for Guv tonight man?
Glover: You do not understand how excited I am right now, it's guna be such a good night man first t all day.
Sabz: Yeah man what about the ladies?
Glover: Bro first t all day, you know!

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first kiss

1. "my first kiss" - the first chronological consensual sexual mouth-to-mouth contact in a person's life. 2. "our first kiss" - the first chronological consensual sexual mouth-to-mouth contact in a relationship. past the age of 16, if you close your eyes during a first kiss and it is not because of blinding rain, sleet, shrapnel, or imminent death, then you are a loser.

"Brad said that the dinner I made us for our fourth date reminded him of his first kiss, because he took his girl to an Italian place. I asked him to tell me more, but he got quiet. He said he was sorry for bringing up that other girl from long ago, and even though I said it wasn't a big deal, he still seemed upset. He looked right into my eyes and said that since he met me, he just had stopped caring about other women completely. With a smirk I leaned over the kitchen table and stopped his stammering with our first kiss, then a lot more."

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first turkey

A great spot in Rockhampton to take a girl to and bang her well, when it rains the creeks flow really fast and its super fun to ride a bike through and drown.

1. First turkey, yeh, thats what i thought.
2. Im feeling wet, lets do it like its at first turkey

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first base

south west corner of the field providing ample opportunity to declare players "OUT" and prevent them from scoring a home run.

10 Byrds landed on first base

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The first 48

a time in which a guy takes interest and you, and after this time is up you are ghosted

Example: he hasn't texted me back in 3 days, yes because he hit you with the first 48

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