Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?

How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.

Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.

Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.

Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.

Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 5: Place trade where you found it.

Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"

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whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...

I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

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Whatevs, I'm over it.

gay combination of the terms "whatever" and "i'm over it"

often heard in the streets of the Montoya Circle and in the WYHS hallways

used as an attempt to look chill, but only makes u look gay

Person A: u missed an awesome night!
Person B: Whatevs, I'm over it.
Person A: (thinking) wow what a chiller

Person C: (who just observed A and B)thats just fucking gay

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whatever kills your baby

phrase. see whatever floats your boat

I hate ricers. I love camaros.
K dude, whatever kills your baby.

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Yeah yeah whatever

Means yeah yeah whatever 😂

Hmmm yeah yeah whatever are you sure 😂?

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Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

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Whatever takes you home.

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."

Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"

Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?

Or:

Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?

Man #2: Whatever takes you home.

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