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The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him
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Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".
So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.
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A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
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When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.
"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"
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If you have a women named Sobeida in your life keep her there. She's definitely Smart , Beautiful, Grounded, Courageous :) . When it's time to work and get down to to business, she knows exactly how to be a boss and knows what she wants and is not afraid to tell you what's on her mind. And last but not least she is sweet and the best Mother anyone could ever ask for.
Example:
Today I saw the most beautiful women, she told me her name was Sobeida B. Gamboa Cano.
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The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).
At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.
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Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.
We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.
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