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the pure definition of a Lesbian...
get a load of that carpet muncher!
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Noun. An sexual act performed while the woman is menstruating. The woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. Thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.
Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
1. "Hey baby, tonight, you could be the star, and I'll be your red carpet."
2. "Wanna red carpet?"
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A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie
I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.
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a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.
You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar
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An extreme amount of hair that covers a man (or woman's) ass.
You should have seen the butt carpet on that guy!
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one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet
empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher
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