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Harrison Central. A place where black people can be racist, but whites can’t say sh:t back. A place where your either a country boy/girl, a wannabe thug/gang banger, gay/lesbian, preppy, or a nerd. A place where nobody actually cares about any sport, they just go to hang out with friends. A place where you will most likely get barked at by one of the emo girls. Every dude says they want to fight eachother, but don’t do shit. Some teachers care, but most are there just there for a paycheck. A place where you’ll see your fair share of fights, you’ll see some country boys in their boots and trucks.
You may or may not see one of the 40 year old male teachers look below the waist of a freshman girl.... (not going to name him altho I should)
If you are white and wear anything Trump related, get prepared for your black teacher to not like you the rest of the semester, and a dude saying “i outa smack dat shih right off yo gotdam white ass head.” (Happened to me) So yea, most girls are fake, and most boys are just hormonal teens that try to sleep with every girl that makes eye contact with them.
“Why did I write this long paragraph about Harrison central highschool?”
“Cuz I saw one about stone and wanted to do it”
“Oh... cool”
Considered to be the second largest commuter school in Florida, next to Disney World, UCF provides students of all ages (Especially those aged 40+ who never got the chance to go to college) an opportunity to attend and print out a copy of a Bachelor's Degree from their library.
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
Son: "Hey dad, I only got into two schools. McDonald's and University of Central Florida. Which one should I go to?"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
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A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.
Dude...what happened to Jon...I don't know it must have been Captain Central America.
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The best country ever. The absolute best. The people here are pvre 89 ft tall ultra mega strong gigachads BVLLS like greghannison. 56ft cock average. We are way better than dumb Uz*ekistan. Uhh I’m vomiting at the mention of the name. Uzbekistan is so dumb and gay. It is literally the dumbest and gayest country on earth. I hate Uzbekistan. Mother fuck all Uzbekistan and kill all Uzbekistan. Genocide Uzbekistan and nuke it. Bosnia too. But not Bolivia. Bolivia is ok.
Below is the weakest Central African Republican
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If you go to Uclan odds are you fucked up your alevels or you mis-spelt UCLA
person: "I went to the University of Central Lancashire"
Employer: *seen at 20:18*
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Any (or probably all) gangs in the central florida which are either:
a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka
Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.
Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.
Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.
A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.
Jamal: Damn homey I rep da Bartow Brims on the Eastside.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.
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Parkway Central is home to the weirdest, most socially autistic, and genuinely retarded kids in Missouri. Some may claim that Parkway Central is a racist environment, however, the black kids are loud as fuck and complain too much.
Dumbass 1: Yo I hear someone wrote the n-word on the bathroom wall at Parkway Central High! That place is super racist dude!
Dumbass 2: A black kid wrote it on the wall you retard.
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