An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.
"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"
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Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".
*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"
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Pray to Jesus Motherfucking Christ.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
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The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.
Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.
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A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.
โJesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrotโ
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Best man that ever lived. He died on the cross for you and me :)
Jesus Christ is the best! <3
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A place where drugs , sex , and trauma are highly acceptable .
I was walking down Richmond high street when I saw christs school Richmond students smoking and having it in the Waitrose car park