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See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.
gosh, that was tiring.
I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.
i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.
I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.
Someone who tabs uncontrollably
"Dude? Why do you have 25 tabs open?"
"I have chronic tabbing syndrome."
a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
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a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.
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Chronic done with adderall, not cocaine. Smoking marijuana with adderall crushed into it. Can be smoked using a piece or bong but usually in a blunt. Adderall is known for its similar effects to cocaine and is used instead of it for this reason. It is becoming increasingly popular in New England college campuses.
I don't have the money for coke, let's just use some adderall for poor man's chronic.
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A girl every guy goes to right after the end of his relationship. She is led on to think she has a chance of dating said guy. She is usually sweet and will fall for it every time. The guys usually never talk to her after they've been satisfied with their rebound time. Rarely ever has a boyfriend.
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Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.
Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.
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