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When it has been so long since you have gotten any action you get a chubby from just hugging or kissing a girl. The situation is usually when you are either saying hello or goodbye. Usually leading to an awkward greeting or an embarrassing walk away at half-mass.
"Dude, it's been so long since I've had sex, I gave Jennifer a kiss good-bye and got the ol' hug n chub. As I walked to my car I had to tuck it in my waistband so no one could see it!"
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A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.
Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus
Occurs when the party of the first part, the chick, grows up and loses all chubby fatness and transcends into hotness causing the party of the second part, the dude, to acquire her chub, albeit in a different location.
You see what the Bee Girl from the Blind Melon - No rain video looks like now? She is clear cut case of chub transference.
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The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
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When you get a boner on an airplane. The sadder more pathetic cousin of the mile high club. Commonly afflicting 13 year old boys and french diplomats.
Stewardess: That kid that I just gave orange juice to had a mile high chub.
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damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub
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Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off
All guys indulge in knocking down a chub; there are times when it just has to be done!
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