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When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)
"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"
A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together
She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher
Razor burn of the vagina area.
Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.
A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"
When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.
Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.
"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"
"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"
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1. A group of women.
2. The opposite of a sausage fest.
I'm gonna go hang out with the girls. It's going to be a total clams casino.
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