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Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.
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also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...
to pull a Clark Kent
A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did
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A school that you can’t decide if it’s ghetto or not. Perfect for the nearest white heterosexual male that dresses in only off white, bape and supreme. Go into the bathroom to find one of these specimens ripping the closest juul. There will be at least 6 different people in a class that could sell you drugs. You will also see that most clark kids are good friends with upperclassmen at plano sr. and consistently party. Here you will find diverse ethnicity’s therefore you can’t stereotype clark by race. Either way you won’t see the same person twice in the hall
“These white girls who go to clark high school hard core tweaked at dylans party last weekend”
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your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
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The singer for We The Kings.
An awesome guy who can sing like something that sings awesomely, but he is in desperate need of a haircut.
Guy 1: Hey! There's Travis Clark!
Guy 2: OH WOW! He's awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah, but seriously, is he ever going to cut that hair?
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To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."