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house clothes

Dumpy nasty pajama type pants often seen worn by skanky and/or fat women out in public. The kind of thing you see at WalMart or a corner store in the ghetto. These clothes should only be worn in the house and by nasty looking women.

Yo Sha'Quandra, is dat pizza sauce on da front of yo house clothes or did you tampon fall out?

by neo7749 February 24, 2011

5πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


emo boys clothes

emo boys clothes are very beautifoul . and i just have to say that . i am a emogirl . and i dont think you are talking so good about us emos . i am not as you say ! :@ not to be too angry i would whrite how a typical emoboy would look like .

emo boys clothes would look like this :
>black hair , with an side bang . ( hot XD )
>Black , plastick glasses .
>small fleshyunnels or piercings .
>tight t-skirt often with ironikal stamples on .
>tight drainpipe-jeans often black . and if you can get it hangy(?) it is very good !
>and as shoes you would have converse All stars or vans
> and at least he would have a shoulder bag with pins .

Thanks from a girl in Sweden .

by emiliawaller May 17, 2006

198πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


Hillbilly clothes washing

is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.

Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.

Person#2 Haha, nice.

by XxLxX November 30, 2011

27πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Dada, Eminem clothing

Brands of clothing striving to emulate the "thug life" popularised by American hip-hop and rap music, though failing in its attempt. It is made of cheap polyester and is often termed "coke bottle wear" as it appears to be made out of melted down plastic coke bottles which were then woven into clothing, hence the shiny appearance.

Wearers are generally termed "white trash", "chavs" or "ferals" depending on your country of origin (USA, Britain, Australia, respectively), but all meanings are interpretted the same.

The average Dada wearer has an IQ which as a rule will not extend metaphorically past the first knuckle of the extended hand, or room temperature, whichever is less (metric system).

Vocabulary varies widely though the terms "ay", "fuck" (often used as adjective), "dole", "welfare" and "child support" are universal in all areas.

The majority of Dada wearers are white, although ironically enough they strive to be like black rappers who have popularised the style of clothing. This has led to their branding as wiggas.

Many if not all listen to Eminem and beleive him to be the be all and end all of "white trash" society, much as Jesus Christ was the Messiah to the Christian religion.

The means of transport for the majority of ferals is the VN Commodore (Australia) or the Chevy Camaro (USA)(usually accompanied by a mullet). The VN Commodore is very low to the ground, due to constantly having a "carload" in the back in case that Grandma with her shopping who happened to glance at the "feral" gives him the wrong kind of look and it is required of the aforementioned "feral" to "fuck her up" in order to assert his "gangsta" image and gain inches in the pants region.

Staple diet is marijuana and junk food, which ultimately leads to poor health and death at an early age from malnutrition, though this unfortunately has had no effect on population numbers as an established colony ("trailer park", "housing trust establishment",)can reproduce at an exponential rate in a warm environment and with the incentive of higher child support payments.

All Dada wearers are rough mannered and fighty, looking for a physical confrontation at any opportunity so as to be able to express their "gangsta" abilities and prove themselves as {sic} "tough cunts". Logic is very simple and one can usually avoid a fight by throwing any thing made of or resembling cannabis behind the advancing "feral" and proceeding to retreat in the opposite direction while the "feral" searches for the cannabis like Gollum for the One Ring.

Only known cure for "feralism" and the wearing of Dada clothing is 6 years of hard labour in a Gulag where they are subjected to harsh beatings and inhospitable weather. This way the feral repays his debt to society, for being scum and a burden on everyone around him. 6 years is generally necessary in order for the low IQ "feral" to realise he is scum and begin on the road to pennance and perhaps re-acceptance into civilised society where he is held on probation for 3 years. After this period he is a free man.

(The masculine term is used here however, their do exist equal amounts of female "ferals" or "skanks".)

"Fuck I'm sick of these fucking wannabe Eminem ferals walking around in their fucking "Coke bottle wear" Dada shirts advertising the fact that they are scum. They act like fucking rednecks, drive VN Commodores and attend our parties for the sole purpose of starting fights. Lets bring back Stalinist purges until we are rid of these glitches in the fucking Matrix"

by Dan De Man December 21, 2004

77πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Super Bowl clothes

The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.

Wow, Bill got wing sauce all over Greg's carpet! Good thing he was wearing Super Bowl clothes, he'd have ruined anything else.

by Lebanonian2 February 1, 2009

3400πŸ‘ 2676πŸ‘Ž


simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 6, 2022

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clothes Whorse

A girl (usually of slutty disposition) who borrows the clothing of other men such as hats, jackets, etc.

Man dude, that clothes whorse just jacked my Metal Mullisha hat!

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 4, 2011

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž