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Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!
where fat people go to sporting events not to see the event but for the food
are you part of the prawn cocktail brigade?
Two shots and a splash of water.
Bob walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a "Bin Laden Cocktail". The barkeep asks - what is in a Bin Laden Cocktail? Bob replies- its two shots and a splash of water.
a cocktail made with the following:
vodka
hot sauce (preferably tapatio)
lime juice
club soda
agave syrup
and ice
BLOODY TUESDAY COCKTAIL
drink, cocktail, elixir
a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...
Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss
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a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.
"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"
"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"
"Spectabulous, germanicus!"
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the las vegas coctail is a combination of soma and vicodin. Usually a user takes it in a two to one ratio soma to vicodin. Some say the effects are similar to heroin when the dose is high enough.
Man I was in a soma coma las night after I took 5 somas and three norco pills. A serious Las Vegas Cocktail
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