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When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.
Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!
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When someone cums in your mouth and they smile and it drips from the side of your mouth onto your chin and then probably onto the floor.
“Oh man! When I pulled my big ol’ Dick out her mouth last night she coconut smiled at me. Then she had to mop the floor”
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Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.
Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.
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The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.
What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!
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One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!
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1) Making wise decisions ( informal)
2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision
3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)
1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.
2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.
Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”
“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
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