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The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.
"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe
"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you
"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe
"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
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A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.
Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.
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a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....
Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
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what causes babies
during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom
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A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great
Boy does Sally need an ego condom