drunken cooter

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.

Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.

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Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs

When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.

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Cooter-dodger

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.

"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"

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Scooter cooter

Lesbian that rubs (scoots ) cooter (vagina) against partners cooter.

Hey man did ya see that scooter cooter at the store.

Yeah, we know which way her door swings !

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cooter brush

an electric tooth brush used for erotic pleasure.

"my cooter brush is stuck"

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cooter train

When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"

Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!

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cooter shooter

when you punch a girl in her vagina

alex asked cassie whats worse than an aK47? a cooter shooter! (then he punchs her in the vagina)

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