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John Made a Covfefe while writing his essay
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Covfefe, a Trumpish word that translates literally as 'go fuck yourself' or 'take it up the ass' or put basically 'I win, you loose!.'
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
I don't like you. Covfefe, your fired!
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Covfefe: A combination of the word coverage and the meme fefe which means: "Shit the press says"
See: Fefe is a scorpion character with a human-like face who is often associated with shitposting on the /s4s/ (shit 4chan says) and /r9k/ (robot 9000) boards on 4chan.
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Coverage : (journalism) the amount and quality of reporting or analysis given to a particular subject or event.
When New York Times siad, โtwo people who read the memo.โ And then "one of Mr. Comeyโs associates read parts of it to a Times reporter." meaning that hearsay of hearsay was actual news we all knew it was actually covfefe.
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Covfefe
"Covfefe" is a proper noun and the name of the childhood blankie the president rubs up against his face when sad to reassure himself everyone, except for himself, is a loser.
The President took off on Air Force One today for a five-day tour of Southeast Asia, accompanied by Covefe. Reportedly, he was over-heard telling Covfefe "no one is ever gonna hurt you Covfefe, just remember they are all losers."
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To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet
I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.
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Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"
"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"
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Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'
That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night
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