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Telling your team-members that you will be leaving to get some rest … and never actually coming back effectively leaving them on their own. Named after a computer programmer, who has pulled this trick numerous times.
About 12 hours into the Hackathon Robyn decided to pull a Craig leaving his other team members to the late realization that they are now without a back-end developer.
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A diet that ONLY works if you stick to it.
The people who say it doesn't work were not following it.
I'm on jenny craig. I've lost 25 pounds in 3 months!
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the worst hardcore singer ever alive; the man who ruined ecape the fate and made blessthefall suck until he left.
dude beau boken and ronnie radke are so much better than craig mabbitt will ever be.
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A "singer" who sucks hardcore anal. LONG LIVE RADKE.
Hey want a fun drinking game? Listen to "This War Is Ours" and for every time somebody throws up listening to Craig Mabbitt's voice, take a shot.
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when you fuck up something that is almost impossible to fuck up or when your a slave to your bitch
oh man he Steve better not pull a craig or else im gonna kick him right in the chops
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As the victim lies back-first on a mat, the attacker hooks each of the victim's left in one of his arms and then turns the victim face-down, stepping over him in the process. The final position has the attacker in a semi-sitting position and facing away from his victim, with the victim's back and legs bent back toward his face. They then proceed to have man lovin.
Skippy could never handle my Boston Craig manuever, it was always too much for him. The other problem was, afterwards, Skippy would end up dropping deuces everywhere since he would have no sphincter control left.
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The Biggest Douche in the World.
Explanation: Daniel Craig (who is best known as the latest actor to portray James Bond) was offered to star in the upcoming Marvel superhero movie: "Thor" in the title role. This would later give him the chance to play the same part in the upcoming Avengers movie along side great actors such as Edward Norton and Robert Downey Jr. and possibly even give him a role in the sequel to Ironman. But he turned down this offer, not on the basis that he doesn't think he would be a good fit, or that it conflicted with other commitments; but rather he laughs at the offer as if to say that he is above playing such a part; as if to give a big "fuck you" to everyone involved in making the film and all those who are looking forward to it. And it is because of this decision and his means of execution that has earned him the title of "biggest Douche in the World."
Example 1: "My boss is being a total Daniel Craig to me right now because he's giving everyone a raise except me."
Example 2: "My husband went on a rampage last night! He hit me to the ground then grabbed everything I owned that he could lift and started to throw it out the front door! I mean, he was a raging Daniel Craig!"
Example 3: "I love my Daddy but my Mommy says he's just a no-good Daniel Craig because he wanted her to have an abortion on me and he never comes to visit..."
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