A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.
Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.
Feces that contains a large amount of corn lodged inside of it. Usually in the shape of a brown log "corn crap" contains yellow nibblets that protrude like branches on a tree.
"I had so much corn tonight im gonna have a huge corn crap."
When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.
If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.
mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.
A punk band from Huddersfield, UK
Oh my God, did you see the "Crap Factory" show last night? They rocked out!
1. A situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.
2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.
Well I can tell him now or wait until he finds out on his own. Either way, it's a crap chute.
a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".
"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."