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Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.
You're a field dildo.
Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.
A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?
Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.
1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
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A dildo wagon is a sex position only acheviable by the great Nordic gods Dildoso and Wagono, also known as the physicaly disabled . The dildo wagon is when a man in a wheelchair who is not capable of obtaining a boner straps on a dildo and plows his girl with the force of a thousand suns.
Did you hear crippled Jimmy gave veronica a dildo wagon
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talk show host who has garnered popularity amongst the illiterate, uneducated and mostly southern folk by championing religion and professing a dislike for african-americans and hispanics.
Was accused of serious sexual offenses yet has somehow weasled out of public analyses by filibustering and accusations of unpatriotism. Has a penchant for sticking loofers up his unusually large anus and despite his conservative nature, has homosexual tendencies.
His pasttimes involve lynching, cross burnings, and anonomous authoring for KKK.com but mostly, he spends his evening harrasing his collegues on the phone. It was noted by several of his co-workers that dildo bill spoke with an unusally high pitched tone whilst on the phone but a lawsuit brought about by a subjugated coworker revealed that this phenomenon was a consequence of a vibrator stuck so far up his rectum that it tickled his voice box.
According to a leaked document from the Mayo clinic, dildo bill suffers from low self esteem - an affliction stemming from the possession of an unusually small penis, and the resultant impotency.
This has manifested itself in an extremely unpleasant, uncouth, aggresive personality and a propensity to hurl insults and saliva at anyone in the vicinity
Perhaps most telling of dildo bill's anomalies is the fact that he was once registered as republican.
dildo bill: you know why this country is going down?
hispanic guest: enlighten me
dildo bill: because of shit skinned assholes like yourself infiltrating our borders. When was the last time you took a bath
Guest: American really needs to reflect on her foreign policy...
dildo bill: Let me tell you something. Hippies like you need to be lined up against a wall and shot. Simple as that.
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1: a. toes that resemble dildos due to length, shape, ect.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.
1. a. That chick has some hot dildo-toes
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!
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vanilla sky "Tom cruises nickname"
my coworkers call me citizen dildo behinde my back.
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