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Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.
Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.
One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public
Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.
So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.
(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"
The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?
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A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.
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