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The act of being so drunk that you can not remember the part of the night where you punched your friend in the face, took off your shirt and went to sleep in the bathtub.
I was just having a couple drinks, next thing I know I'm waking up shirtless in the tub. I was totally bathtub drunk.
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Drunk guy that knows everybody in town.
I saw the DRUNK MAYOR was wandering Helens Club last night. He was slamming FIREBALL's with friends.
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A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
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-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated
Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.
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A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home.
I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I'd rather get house drunk.
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n.
The results of any occaision where five or more people end up passed out in one room from excessive alcohol abuse.
See also Drunk Grenade.
It looks like a Drunk Bomb went off in here.
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To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.
Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.