eat shit

To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.

Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!

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Eat a peach

Slang term for cunnilingus, or, the oral stimulation of the female genetalia.

Or more simply, eating a girl out.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna go home now."
"What for?"
"Well, I'm hungry, so I thought I'd go eat a peach"

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eating the cat

eating out of the pussy

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.

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Eat a frank

In other words eat a penis 😂

You my nigga eat a frank

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eat a bullet

To place a fire-arm in your mouth and fire a bullet into the back of your throat there-by ending your life.

God, I'm glad that Hannah realized that she needed to eat a bullet for being so dumb

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Eat out

To preform in oral sex on a girl. This is used for sexual pleasure and could be preformed on a girl by a boy or a girl. A boy (or girl) can lick the inside (and, granted, outside) of a girl's vagina while she moans and screams in pleasure.

1. Jane and her boyfriend Joey had oral sex last night. Joey would lick the inside of her pussy so hard, fast, and long she demanded that his dick was in her vagina that instant. He refused, trying to get her even more aroused, and continued to eat her out. She couldn't resist moaning in pleasure and eventually begged him for more. He kept licking her clitoris and caressed her breasts while doing so. She started screaming out of sheer enjoyment. All the neighbors could hear was "Oh lord, oh dear god, Joey, OOOOOH.....OH, OH MY, AAAAH, OH!!!!!!!!!!!" and he could taste her cum in his mouth. He decided she was wet enough and shoved his penis into her vagina hard and fast. Joey decided to eat out every night for the rest of their relationship.

2. Lisa's best friend, Courtney, slept over at her house like she did every weekend while they were in high school. Lisa's parents weren't ever home, so they did pretty much whatever they pleased, like eating ice cream out of the container. But one night, Lisa suggested that she and Courtney have sex, just for fun. They both jumped onto Lisa's parent's bed and stripped down without a word. They threw off the covers and dimmed the lights so it wasn't as embarrasing. Lisa and Courtney were talking dirty, getting each other pretty horny and making out a lot. Lisa started rubbing Courtney's tits when Courtney demanded that they 69. Lisa obliged and let Courtney go on top. Courtney was so horny by then that she screamed at the top of her lungs, "EAT ME OUT, YOU FUCKING SLUT! BANG ME ALL NIGHT LONG!" This got Lisa very aroused, so she stuck her tounge up Courtney's pussy fast and hard, knowing that it was so soaking wet that she could drink out of it. Courtney continued in pleasure, almost about to orgasm, " Oh, you whore, HARDER!! FASTER!! OH...OH....OOOOOOOOOH YES, YES YES YES!!!! OH, LISA....LISA, MORE, PLEASE! OH, OH OH OH, OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The more sleepovers Lisa and Courtney had, the more they wanted to eat out.

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Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus

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