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Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝
Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!
The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'
Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.
Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.
Another word for elf bar
‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’
enjoys shagging your mother.
my sleep paralysis elf