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A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
having to split one's attention between a videogame and their discord friend such that the friend(s) only receive attention when idling in the menu or lobby between games.
It's only when you're in the lobby, that you pay attention to your friends; you're giving them the Lobby Eyes.
White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.
Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.
Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?
The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!
To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)
"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
It is definitely something on Urban Dictionary
Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary”