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Point blank....it's a gay ass version of Myspace.
-Do you have a Facebook?
Fuck that shit dude I have Myspace.
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- A place were most teens spend their day after school, not focusing on anything like homework. The teens stay up til 1:00AM on a school night to be bored on facebook. Facebook is an addiction.
Mom: Me and your father think you have a problem.
Me: (Oh no, did they find out about my drinking??)
Mom: We are taking away your computer. NO more facebook!
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1. An excuse to stalk people
2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives
3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults
4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)
Billy: Hey, wanna go and do something productive?
Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.
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The modern, digital home of the chain letter.
Don't waste time on snail mail or money on postage stamps when you can post your pointless chain letter directly to Facebook and reach millions of people in a matter of minutes.
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An addicting site directed for teens to waste their lives.
- Every few minutes you have to check facebook just in case you got a notification
- You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.
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O dam, if you don't shut up, I will facebook in your eye.
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