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If you eat certain food groups they can make your farts smell worse. When you eat a lot of sulphur rich foods like eggs and meat, your farts will smell worse because met and eggs breaks down to create hydrogen sulphide, which leads to the emission of the so-called rotten-egg fart.
“Malcolm says he only eats meat, eggs and dairy products.”
“No wonder his farts stink so much, he’s living proof of Fart Fact 3”
This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.
“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”
Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.
“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”
Andrew Yang Facts is a trend created by the Yang Gang based off of Chuck Norris Facts. The facts are nerdy in nature and are based on the fact that Andrew Yang is a well informed nerd running for president.
Andrew Yang Facts
Andrew Yang knows the last four digits of Pi.
Andrew Yang once got a computer virus. After several hours on the tech support hotline, the computer virus finally escaped.
Andrew Yang doesn't dream of the future. The future dreams of Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
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The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.
Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!
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You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool. Absolute fucking bafoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
Man 1: Hey, wanna hear some cool bug facts?
Man 2: Uh ok?