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The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.
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Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!
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The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.
I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.
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A measure of employee value and commitment relating to the amount / cost of work that would suffer as a result of person X being run over by a bus.
"Crikey was that Willy's idea as well? I dunno what we'd do without him"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"
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A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)
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ni = natural insulation
someone who has a few extra 100 pounds on their body is sed to have the "ni factor"
when it's cold outside
Skinny dude: I am cold...i wish i was fat like that guy, then i would have the ni factor...
Fat dude: I am warm...i have the ni factor!!
Idiot dude: What is the ni factor???
Fat dude: Natural Insulation...
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When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.
I gave her the X factor last night.
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