fake prankster

Someone who won't go up to real strangers;who doesn't have balls.......and a bitch.

Person 1:Dude this youtuber is posting fake pranks.
Person 2:Yea man, he must be a fake prankster.

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Fake Redneck

People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.

FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."

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Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

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Fake Relationship

Basically a fake relationship is a relationship that is not real. In closer detail a fake relationship is a very werid connection between two people. Sometimes In a fake relationship one person isn’t interested in the other. And sometimes there both not interested in each other. A fake relationship can take place because someone in the fake relationship wants attention from others or they don’t wanna be lonely. (DISCALMER: Just because they don’t wanna be lonely doesn’t mean the person running the fake relationship is interested in you) 1# easy way to tell it’s a fake relationship- {if someone is dating someone that is a total opposite from them} 2# {if they spend more time with other girls/boys} 3# {they barely call,text, or have contact with you}.

Bobs parents won the lottery, afterwards Sadie (the hottest girl in his school) asked him out; afterwards he found out she was a gold digger and Sadie told him that it was a fake relationship.

fake arianator

A fake arianator is someone who knows like one song usually side to side and claims they know everything but they actually spent five minutes skimming a Wikipedia page that they updated

Person 1i love Ariana Grande so much

Fake arianatoromg yes I know the words to side to side

Person 1really? Any other song?

Fake London

A term used to refer to the less commonly known London that is situated in Ontario.

Yeah I studied at Western in Fake London.

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

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