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When a girl is surrounded by good men but she doesn't see them so she often has a propensity to end up with less desirable options who don't treat her right.
"damn bro she keeps breaking up with all these guys!" "Yeah man she's got that dog fog!"
A fog frog is a sex position. You play one single round of leap frog and then blow a fog/air horn up ur opponent's ass
Michael really new how to fog frog last night
An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.
In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
The opposite of post nut clarity
Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you
Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.
Antiquing someone with flour packed into one's rectum.
"Doom fog tastes like shit, but waking up to ram your forehead into your roommate's butt cheeks is worse."