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The realization that the fictional characters you used to have a crush on are frozen in time at the same age while you gotten older making it weird to crush on them now.
I had such a huge crush on Danny Phantom when I was younger, but now he’s stuck in a Fictional Freeze—still 14, while I’ve grown up.
A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.
Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.
The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.
the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.
Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!
Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze
A pain resulting from taking cold substances which affects the brain. It's not common in every individuals
I just had a brain freeze after taking this ice cream
Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home
Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”