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So good that you need to stop talking to enjoy it.
Everyone went silent because it was "shut the fuck up good."
A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.
Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.
What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
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a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.
Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.
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Said to someone that is to close to you and you want them to move back.
Hey Back-Tha-Fuck-Up Man you too close.
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When someone asks you if you want to get drunk as fuck together, with tha boys!
Yo, bro you wanna get fucked up tonight?!?!!
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/v/ to disturb a second person's situation, belongings, or bodily person; to mess up another's nest, home ground, domicile or living situation through intentional or callous disregard; to cause a second person inconvenience, discomfort, or unwanted intrusion.
Jules: "That's cool man. We' don't wanna fuck up your shit."
Jimmie: "You don't wanna fuck up my shit? Well, you're fucking up my shit right now! And you'll be fucking up my shit BIG TIME if Bonnie get home. So you got to make some calls? You gotta call some people? Well do it!"
"Pulp Fiction" (1994)
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