Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.

Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.

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RESA-FU

A way of life with the incorporation of martial arts that cannot be mastered. This form of fighting technique can be only taught by the great Sensai THERESA (hence RESA-FU). Many fear for their lives when they hear of this raw, undisputed yet genius creator.

BULLY AT SCHOOL: "Gimme your lunch money or I'll kick your ass!"

QUIET KID: "My sister taught me RESA-FU!"

BULLY AT SCHOOL: "Oh my bad....so sorry..here please take my lunch money!"

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Fu*kboy

A boy who wears all Nike clothes and is totally mainstream.

"Yo do you like Jacob?"
"Nah girl he is so a fu*kboy"
"How"
"Did you see his fidget spinners?! And his Nike ?!"
" your right girl"

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FU Button

It's the call answer setting or the button you press/swype on your cell phone to have a call go directly to voicemail.

Oh God, it's James again. I'm really not in the mood to have another narcissistic, one sided conversation with him today. I know, I'll just hit the FU Button so his call will go directly to my voice mail.

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kung fu

Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies

I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.

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Google-Fu

Google scripts. Google offers a wide variety of search arguments.

1: I used "intitle:index of" to look for some files in a directory somewhere on the internet, Google-Fu is awesome.

2: I used Google-Fu to find unsecured cameras on the web!

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Fu Manchu

Referencing the style of mustache, a Fu Manchu is a very foolish person.

"Why would you do that? You're such a Fu Manchu!"

"That, my freind, is a Fu Manchu maneuver."

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