fuzzy man

The sweetest, most caring man alive,aka Luke, I love you so much fuzz.

1. Fuzzy man is sweet, sexy, and caring, i love him so much.
2. Fuzz is a down ass Twiztid juggalo for life fool!!

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fuzzy navel

A fruity drink - where fruity does not mean containing the taste of fruits, but rather that the person ordering it is either a girl, a pussy, or a homo. Friends that witness this order should feel obligated to drop the pew gun on this idiot for being such a flamboyant wuss.

Doug: Hey can I get a Fuzzy Navel?
Bartender: Sure (gives look of disgust).
Kevin: Dude, what are you, a little candy ass bitch?
Doug: They taste good and they get you fucked up.
Kevin: Wow... you, my friend, are officially a pussy.

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Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.

Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!

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Fuzzy Lumpkin

To eat out a girl while she's shitting is to give a fuzzy lumpkin. Named after fuzzy lumpkins, a big pink monster featured on the powerpuff girls.

"I walked into the restroom and bam, there it was, a fuzzy lumpkin in progress."

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Fuzzy Nipples

when your fuckin a girl from behind and as ur having intercourse grab a crow-bar and slam her in the back of her head, piss on her chin, skeet like a water hose all over her chest and go home...

her nipples will be left hardend and nipple hairs will start to grow

"i gave my girlfriend the sweetest fuzzy nipples yesterday"
"ya dude ur the fuckin man"

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fuzzy wuzzy

when a stoner screws a teddy bear`

mat screwed fuzzy wuzzy till there was no more fuzzy

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fuzzy logic

The Logic from which only the fuzzy can understand. Not for the kind face; Deeply thought out facts on light issues not discussed in simple english.

Not usually found in normal everyday conversations.

(orginated from OUTKAST AQUIMENI- GEORGE CLINTON)
"the clouds are meloncholy sky electric blue, Mama earth is tossin an cryin because of you, Raining CATs and Jackals, No shakles desinigrate to residue, silly mortals haven't a clue..."
- Andre 3000

" the sense is not how he sounds, but in the words, meanings, and emotions behind his fuzzy logic. "

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