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A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
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When a man cleans his dick with a tissue after masturbating and some of the tissue is left behind. Later in the day he meets up with a girl or guy and demands a blowjob. The partner screams in horror to find that he has a ghost for a dick
Kelly talked to her friend about her boyfriend "Last night I screamed at a ghost.. yeah I feel ugly if he has to do that..."
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You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.
Shit it must be broken or backfiring as nothing came out! thats a ghost cum
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Staying under the radar for a while.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen John lately?
Person 2: No man, he went ghost, I haven't seen him in weeks.
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Person 3: Dude, I came home shitfaced last night.
Person 4: Damn, what did your parents do?
Person 3: They're pissed. I guess I'm going ghost for a while.
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A bicycle, painted white, that is locked up at the site where a cyclist was killed. It is a remembrance of the person who was fatally injured or died at that location.
Joe was an avid cyclist who was hit by a truck. His friends and family set-up a ghost bike as part of his Roadside Memorial.
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The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
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To "disappear" by not calling, texting, or talking to a certain person. "Going ghost" is a move typically used by friends w/ benefits or booty calls when they no longer want to associate with the other person, but it can also describe a friend you haven't heard from in a long time.
To "go ghost" can also be described as "fading out."
Girl 1: "Have you seen Jordan lately?"
Girl 2: "Nah, he went ghost on me all of a sudden!"
Boy 1: "Jamal, where you been? I see you tryna go ghost on me son!"
Boy 2: "I just been busy, you know you my boy!"
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