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Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 7, 2022


Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018


twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 6, 2015


Shoe goblins

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”

by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022


Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.

Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.

by Dark_Arcanine89 December 13, 2022


glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano November 9, 2015


Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022