laguna goggles

Obnoxiously oversized sunglasses that girls wear in order to A: Cover up 3/4ths of their ugly face B: Mimic the rich cunts seen on MTV's Laguna Beach.

"Wow, look at that dumb bitch in her Laguna Goggles"

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arabian goggle

To give someone the arabian goggle you spread your balls over his/her eyes.

I gave my girlfriend the arabian goggle and she had ball pubes get stuck in her eyelashes

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Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.

Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles

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Arabian Goggles

When your testicles are placed over a woman's eye sockets while she performs fellatio.

During an act of fellatio,the woman lies on her back on a bed, couch, etc. while the man receives oral sex. During this the testicles will cover the woman's eyes. During deep throat penetration the testicles will 'smack' the woman's eyes repeatedly.

Ex: Yo dude I had Jessa laying on her back with her head hanging off the couch and I throat fucked her and gave her the Arabian Goggles.

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Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.

"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."

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Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.

Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."

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nigger goggles

When a nigger from a tv show wears sunglasses that look like goggles

Ask him where he got his nigger goggles

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