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gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 25, 2013


Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018


Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 11, 2007

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man

nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom

by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.

nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.

by a snazzle September 12, 2006

20πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

by dee munee September 27, 2006

38πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž