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“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
Colloquial term for a large, usually rough container full of cheap and dirty alcohol, i.e., from a goon sack.
Let's use this goon vase for our game of Kings tonight and get f**ked up.
A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.
Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.
He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!
To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk
"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
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To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.
Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.
I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.
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An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
Mike had a goon shower during the party
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