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This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.
Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!
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Ariana Grande is an angelic, beautiful hero.
‘ who did that? Ariana Grande did THAT ‘
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A really really fucking good ass that makes you so fucking hard you could cut diamonds with your raging hard on.
Daaaaaamn look at the grand canyon! Aspyn is lookin hella good
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Well Ariana Grande is... THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET, TALENTED, CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SHE CAN WALK IN HIGH HEELS, DEFENDER OF ANIMALS, SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL AND IS ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE ICONS. IN CONCLUSION, I LOVE HER ♡
-Who's Ariana Grande?
Me: Well Ariana Grande is my moonlight and... (Read the above)
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When a woman orgasms so intensly she squirts, pees, shits and even starts her period.
That wasn't an orgasm, that was a grand slam.
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the best human that exists who will snatch ur weave with her vocals. she gorgeous and has the CUTEST DOGS EVER and ofc we cant forget PIGGY SMALLZ 🥰 get well soon is definitely her best song but all of her songs are masterpieces
me: hey have u heard of ariana grande?
them: HELL YEAH SHES THE BEST SINGER ON EARTH
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To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.
"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."
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