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it means to man up,stand yo ground
tell dem niggaz to grip up cuz im ready bang.
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A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink
Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”
Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef
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The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!
Henry: What happened?
Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!
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The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
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v. to take a nap, to get some sleep (over a short period of time; not as in a full night's rest)
Man, I need to catch a grip before work tonight or I'm gonna fall asleep on the job!
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teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
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A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.
Chet hasn't met Brad yet? Get ready for a grip check!
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