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A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.
Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.
Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly
Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck
The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!
Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!