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A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
Deliberately and repeatedly hitting your lady in the eye with your member.
Yo dawg, my bitch was giving me shit everyday. Everyday. Until I gave her the warm hammer.
Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock
Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow
Girl 2: 😍
A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.
The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."
Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.
he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!
If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.