have-lots

Opposite of have-nots. Rich and/or advantaged people.

I'd like to thank the GOP for pre-emptively ceding the next presidential election by announcing their plans to cut services to the have-nots for the sake of keeping tax rates low for the have-lots.

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have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

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Having a moment

In England it refers to someone in the toilet having a dump

"Where's Jon?"
"He'll be out soon, he's just having a moment - too much curry last night"

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don't have it

The art or arts of not having something such as, car, pants, unibrow, diarrhea, blow dart gun, etc, etc.

- did you get halo 3 yet?
-Nope don't have it...

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Having hoes

Bestfriend that has hoes and denies it

My bestfriend be having hoes lined up and will deny he does

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Have A Cow

Instead of Saying. Keep Your Kinckers On really. Just A Lil' Bit More Hip And Modern. Yeah.

'I F****** HATE YOU MAN'
'Wooh. Don't Have A Cow Man.'

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having ass

Eating ass for breakfast lunch and dinner. When someone has a nice
Ass and you want to eat it.

"I saw john having ass today with that Kelly girl in the janitors closet"

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