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A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.
Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.
Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"
edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"
Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes and eat 67 pancakes a day
Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes
A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks
I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens
Hayden Lewis likes the pus! he's intelligent and therefore knows his way around a woman but can he find the clit?
his amazing personality goes hand in hand with his humongous cock it makes all the ladies jealous. he's very smart and only brags to those who are close to him. He knows so many people and everyone loves him because he's so funny!
girl one: "I saw Hayden Lewis last night he's penis is the size of a skyscraper"
girl two: "woah im sure he bragged about his 8 in biology too!"
Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
They are a happy gay couple.They love rust and play games a lot to avoid the depression.They could rage or be pooping.
Hayden and Tyler suck
The only ginger to ever really have a soul, and he uses it wisely and is one of the kindest funniest people on the planet and deserves ur respect.
"ew hayden grahn's a ginger"
he actually has a soul