heat magazine

A poular British gossip magazine

My mother don't like me reading Heat Magazine

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heat shield

A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.

"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."

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hard heat

Arguably the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Written, produced, AND directed by none other than the world reknowned Dudley Langenegger: the paisley robe wearing, cigar puffing, brandy swilling, fez wearing, philanthropist of the 21st century.

Dude #1: Dude! Have you seen "Hard Heat" yet?
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!

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packing heat

someones huge ass dick

Girl: Ooooo You Packing heat!
Me: Ya Girl ofc

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heat bag

A person who attracts attention from the authorities.

NOT a place that attracts attention. A place would be considered a heatscore which also can be used for people.

Don't be so loud you heat bag.

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Heat Leaching

The practice of walking through as many buildings as possible on the way to your destination to stay warm in the cold of winter.

"When it gets really cold on campus I engage in heat leaching."

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Heated Up

Concealing a gun thats loaded-

"Watch out for that fool man he's a hot head for one and number two he's always heated up~ "

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