Heavy pitting

Hard mosh. It will always be better than heavy petting, and should be used in a manner juxtaposing it with heavy petting or other sexual activity.

No time for heavy petting, baby; I got to do some heavy pitting at the show.

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heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'

"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."

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Breathing heavy

Shes playing with herself

“Oh she was playing with herself on facetime because she was breathing heavy”

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heavy cuddling

The act of cuddling but with the qualities of heavy petting and groping and the motive to have sex but no such action takes place.

Dude, last night I stayed the night with this girl. She has a boyfriend already but I managed to get some heavy cuddling.

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heavy dosage

An extended amount of time with tiresome inlaws.

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Yes mother Cratchet. The two weeks of vacation with you and dad, in the cottage, with your cats and birds was heavy dosage, despite the constant rain and occasional visits by the elderly neighbors.

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Heavy Metal

None of you dissing metal here know shit about metal. You're thinking of Grindcore and/or Nu Metal, they both suck balls and should die. When you say Heavy Metal is killing rock 'n' roll, then your only right if you're thinking of Nu Metal, which is true; it is. But most of your rock 'n' roll is metal, believe it or not.Led Zeppelin(sometimes), Guns n' Roses, Metallica, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, AC/DC, etc, they're metal. When it comes to the whole satan thing, that's black metal, and that IS in fact, screaming, most of the time. "Bad" metal is not very common. The only metal that appears on shitty MTV is again, Nu Metal, thanks to NU metal and Nu Metal only is Rock 'N' Roll dying.
Look into Heavy Metal before you define it, and you wont be considered "Stupid".

P.S To the guy who dissed Slipknot, your absolutely right(Except for its headbanging not "shaking"),They're Shit Heavy Metal) They don't deserve to headbang, they suck big ol' Elephantitis infected balls.

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Heavy Shit

When you take a shit and it’s thick and heavy, thus the name “heavy shit”

Bob: Yo bro don’t go in there, I just took a heavy shit.
Jill: C’mon man!

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